What is the purpose of the rally? Um…you ask a really good question! We’re not…really sure?
Should we be concerned about getting sick from attending the rally? No!
What steps are being taken to keep the attendees safe? What are you, a sissy…or a loser?
Should I wear a mask at the rally to prevent the spread of the Covid-19 virus? To prevent the what of the what?
Wouldn’t it be better to hold the rally when the rates of infection in Oklahoma are going down instead of up? Yeah, maybe, I guess…no, I mean no!
Why do I have to sign a statement relieving Donald Trump Inc. of any responsibility for my death in case I die as a result of attending the rally? So that Donald Trump doesn’t have to spend a lot money to keep from paying your estate even more money when you get sick and die as a result of attending the rally. Hehe kidding, just sign the damn form.
Will there be a moment of silence and an opportunity to kneel in support of the Black Lives Matter movement? Another good question! No!
Are people of color welcomed at the rally? Yes, but we already have one!