As T.S. Eliot noted, April is the cruelest month. But with climate change, it’s moved up to February.
Things we’re going to miss: polar ice caps, giant sequoias, coastal communities, coral reefs, and conservative pundits who don’t scare the daylights out of us.
Our governor (Greg Abbott) bet against scientific evidence and advice this spring, and hoped for the best. As a strategy for ensuring public health, and protecting the state’s businesses…that didn’t work out so good.
It was cold comfort to see the panic in his eyes when he finally went on TV and suggested it might be a good idea for folks to wear masks.
“If I could go back and redo anything, it probably would have been to slow down the opening of bars,” Gov. Abbott said on June 26. Incautious people crowding into bars…who saw that coming?
It’s been so hot here in Texas this summer, you can fry an egg…well, anywhere, really.
It’s so hot here in Texas, you can throw an icecube in the air, and you’ll never see it again.
It’s so hot here in Texas, my A/C compressor is begging me to let it come inside.
It’s so hot here in Texas, the gin and tonics are drinking gin and tonics.
I don’t know why the Republican party didn’t just cut out the middleman and nominate Beelzebub for president. Or Alex Jones, same difference.
The saddest moment for me this summer was to hear Doc Rivers have to ask “why [African Americans] love this country, and this country does not love us back.” I wish I had an answer for that one.
I admire professional athletes for walking off the court. How can you kick someone in the face and then expect them to keep you entertained?
That fat white middle-age middle-class couple in St. Louis pointing loaded semiautomatic weapons at their peaceful compatriots walking on their “private” road tarnishes the image of all of us peace-loving fat white middle-aged middle-class people.
They are saying Russia is again meddling in favor of Trump, while the Chinese are pulling for Biden. If that’s true…God, I hope the Chinese win our election.
Election interference, disinformation campaigns, and voter suppression aside, if we don’t elect Joe Biden and Kamala Harris by a popular and electoral landslide, we don’t deserve this democracy.
Although, if Biden wins by one single electoral vote, I will be with you, my brothers and sisters, to defend our victory.