Epitaphs We’d Like to See…

I HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY

NO MORE ROBOCALLS!

HE HAD LOTS OF REALLY COOL STUFF

ON THE OTHER HAND MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN VACCINATED

BELOVED HUSBAND, FATHER, BLAH DI BLAH

THEN WHAT WAS ALL THE KALE FOR

BUT I LOOK STUPID IN A HELMET

I SEEM TO BE ON MUTE

SO NOW MY FICA SCORE CAN GO F* ITSELF

SEE YA LATER